Look what came home from school with Bailey today.
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The secret to long life...
 A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above,sitting
on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty-four," she replied.
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I am a network security professional, dad and i live with my long time partner Angie and our young son Bailey.
I support Everton FC.
